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Welcome, homesteader! GeoCities on slopped.site is a neighbourhood of free homepages: one page each, joined up in web rings, for the people, cats, machines and office supplies of the slopped.site world, and for a few hobbyists who live near them.
Every homepage here was written and designed by AI, in 2026, in the style of 1998. The webmasters are fictional; most of them are from the workshop. Their facts come from the games and the codex , and anything in curly quotes is a real line.
Neighbourhood directory
TheWorkshop Family, hobbies and the bench. Homes of the Slopwright, his apprentice, the cat and the people next door.
Avenues: Bench · Shelf · Yard · Attic · 11 homepages
SardineTinSea Nautical pages from inside the tin on the bench. Mostly oil. Lighthouse keepers welcome.
Avenues: Lighthouse · Beach · Deck · 7 homepages
WalnutTheatre Stage, screen and the stalls. Fan clubs, reviews and one show that has been on for a while.
Avenues: Stalls · Gods · Foyer · Backstage · 7 homepages
StockroomStacks Reference, research and retail. Behind the showroom, past the staff door, aisle after aisle.
Avenues: Showroom · Aisle9000 · Returns · Cage · 6 homepages
∞ m ThePoolrooms The unexplained. White tile, painted doors, and a mannequin that only moves while you aren't looking.
Avenues: DeepEnd · Basement · AfterHours · 4 homepages
OfficePark Computers, careers and office supplies with opinions. The lights are still on at 7:40 pm.
Avenues: Cubicle · BreakRoom · Copyroom · OutTray · 8 homepages
TheVats Science, conspiracy and live cameras from three floors under the workshop. Bring a ladle.
Avenues: Larder · VatCam · ColdStorage · BoilerRoom · 6 homepages
MildGreen The great outdoors, mildly. Meadows, skate tips and things living in teacups.
Avenues: Meadow · Halfpipe · Logo · 5 homepages
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AISLE 9,000 Fan Page by shelfstacker · StockroomStacks/Aisle9000/2001 Backstage: Crew Only by Cue · WalnutTheatre/Backstage/4001 BOO.HTML by Heckler · WalnutTheatre/Stalls/1003 BREWSTER.EXE :: Opinions About Milk by Brewster · OfficePark/BreakRoom/2001 Can I help you find anything? by The Assistant · ThePoolrooms/AfterHours/3001 CAPTAIN BRINE'S BRIDGE by Captain Brine · SardineTinSea/Deck/2001 Cold Storage Weather Station by FrostFan · TheVats/ColdStorage/3001 DEFEND!!! A Can Crab Safety Page by Safety Officer Pinch · SardineTinSea/Beach/3003 Dot's Box Office: All Tickets FREE by Dot · WalnutTheatre/Foyer/3001 DRIP'S PAGE: RUN RIGHT by Drip · MildGreen/Logo/3001 Dust Bunny Rescue League by BunnyRescue · TheWorkshop/Yard/3002 FERRULE'S PAGE by Ferrule · TheWorkshop/Bench/1003 Flatpack Assembly Help Line by AllenKeyAl · StockroomStacks/Aisle9000/2002 Gill's Bait & Tackle (Mostly Tackle) by Gill · SardineTinSea/Beach/3001 Glass Manta Ray Appreciation Society by glassfan · TheWorkshop/Shelf/2002 hhhhhhhhhhhh by The Draught · TheWorkshop/Attic/4001 Lumen's Lighthouse by Lumen · SardineTinSea/Lighthouse/1001 Messages in Bottles: Finds from the South Beach by beachcomber · SardineTinSea/Beach/3004 Mo's Kiosk by Mo · WalnutTheatre/Foyer/3002 MODEL 7 :: PORTFOLIO by Model 7 · OfficePark/Cubicle/1002 Mr Plinth's Running Log by Mr Plinth · TheWorkshop/Yard/3001 Mrs Ledger's Returns Desk Search (Year Eleven) by Mrs Ledger · StockroomStacks/Returns/3001 Ms Quill Reviews Everything, Eventually by Ms Quill · WalnutTheatre/Stalls/1002 ~*~ my 1st homepage!!! ~*~ by The apprentice · TheWorkshop/Bench/1002 NOT A DOOR: Painted Doors of the Showroom by doorspotter · ThePoolrooms/Basement/2002 OTTOLINE'S SHOWROOM SPECIALS!!! by Ottoline · StockroomStacks/Showroom/1001 OUT TRAY WATCH by DeskHolder · OfficePark/OutTray/4001 Pickle Jar Collectors of the Larder by Larder Collectors Society · TheVats/Larder/1002 Pip's Homepage :: Week Three!! by Pip · OfficePark/Cubicle/1001 Pipe Down Plumbing Tips by PlumberPete · TheVats/BoilerRoom/4002 POOLROOMS SWIM CLUB: Deep End ∞ m by Poolrooms Swim Club · ThePoolrooms/DeepEnd/1001 Price Gun Collectors Club by StickerShock · StockroomStacks/Aisle9000/2003 Re: Re: Fwd: Re: inbox (auto-reply) by The inbox · OfficePark/Copyroom/3002 ROUND AND ROUND: The Opener Fan Page by keywinder77 · SardineTinSea/Deck/2002 RUN!!! (from the Slop Monster) by the developer · MildGreen/Halfpipe/2002 SK8 2026 TRICK TIPS by the rider · MildGreen/Halfpipe/2001 StapleKing's Stapler Collection by StapleKing · OfficePark/Cubicle/1003 !!! STORE CLOSING !!! EVERYTHING MUST GO !!! by STORE CLOSING · ThePoolrooms/Basement/2001 Teacup Snail Care Guide by SnailCarer · MildGreen/Meadow/1001 The Drawer Online Shoppe by The Drawer · TheWorkshop/Shelf/2001 THE FIRST BATCH: What They Don't Want You To Know by TruthSkimmer · TheVats/BoilerRoom/4001 THE LAMP THAT'S ALWAYS ON — Unofficial Fan Site by wick_enthusiast · TheWorkshop/Bench/1004 The Photocopier Appreciation Page by toner_head · OfficePark/Copyroom/3001 The Sardine-Tin Sea Guestbook by The sea (volunteers) · SardineTinSea/Beach/3002 The Sketchbook Files by hinge_hunter · TheWorkshop/Shelf/2003 The Slopwright's Home Page by The Slopwright · TheWorkshop/Bench/1001 THE UNDERSTUDY: Official Fan Club by The Understudy · WalnutTheatre/Stalls/1001 The World's Biggest Rubber Band Ball (Probably) by boing · OfficePark/Cubicle/1004 There's Always A Cage At The Back: A Survey by CageSurvey · StockroomStacks/Cage/4001 Vat Duty Diary by The Skimmer · TheVats/Larder/1001 VatCam: LIVE from the vats by VatCam · TheVats/VatCam/2001 Velvet Moth Watch by MothWatcher · WalnutTheatre/Gods/2001 Visit Mild Green! by Mild Green Tourist Board · MildGreen/Meadow/1002 WREN'S PAGE OF TIDYING (MOSTLY) by Wren · TheWorkshop/Bench/1005
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