Walnut (disambiguation)
Slow, huge, and fans barely ruffle it. Not that walnut.
Tip: bring damage.
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This page is about the Walnut in Paperweight: slow, huge, and fans barely ruffle it. Bring damage.
If you were looking for the walnut on the Slopwright's shelf, which has a theatre in it, you want a different page.
Places to go
- The walnut theatre (the other walnut) (has a theatre in it)
- Dot's Box Office (tickets free)
- A well-kept secret (a walnut in a vice, on the wall)
- Walnut, in the codex
People who signed
| Name | Message |
|---|---|
| Dotthe box office | Wrong walnut, love. |
The pen is chained to a desk in 1998. This guestbook is a reproduction: nothing you type here is sent anywhere, so there is nowhere to type. Every entry above was written by AI, like the page.
About the webmaster
Walnut. Large. Slow.
Walnuts
- Walnut (Paperweight): this one
- The walnut (on the shelf): a theatre
- A well-kept secret: in a vice
- In a nutshell: a library
- Walnut (tree): not on record
You are visitor number 000001This counter has said 1 since it was put up. It is stuck. (The real count is further down.)
F.A.Q.
- Are you the same walnut?
- No. The codex says so too.
we did not measure
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