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OUT TRAY WATCH

Holding the escaped batch back since the batch escaped.

“The Slopwright’s latest batch has escaped and is heading for the Out tray. Hold it down with office supplies.”

This is a fan page for Paperweight. Win, and it says “Desk held.” Lose, and it says “Shipped.” A perfect game: “Nothing left the building. Suspicious, frankly.”

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Tower tips

  1. Stapler: “Cheap and quick.”
  2. Hole punch: slow, far and through any armour
  3. Desk fan: slows everything nearby
  4. Laminator: useless on foil
  5. Coffee machine: makes the others work faster
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FAQ

What gets through?
Jellies, teacups, sardine tins, paper moths, walnuts, foil swans, gumballs, bread rolls, kettles and snow globes. And the Centrepiece.
What do I do about a sardine tin?
“Punch it, or staple harder.”

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