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TheWorkshop Community Leader Desk

Volunteer community leader for TheWorkshop. Welcome wagon, newsletter, guidelines, and a stamp.

About the webmaster

[photo coming soon]

BenchCaptain, community leader (volunteer, invented).

E-mail me! leader@bench.invalid

Guest Book

Name	Message
tinkey_kidYard/3005	thank u for the welcom!!!
dustjacketthe Attic	Thank you for the mention in the Gazette.

Hello neighbour! I am one of TheWorkshop's volunteer community leaders. I answer e-mail, welcome new homesteaders, edit the Bench Gazette and gently remind people to put something on their pages.

Community leaders get a little extra disk space and a badge. I would do it for nothing. I am made up, so I do.

Links to my friends

What I did to this page

10/12/98 Welcomed four new homesteaders
10/19/98 Gazette issue out
10/26/98 Reminded the shrine about link etiquette

Welcome wagon

New neighbours in TheWorkshop, welcomed:

Poems From The Attic by dustjacket
my FIRST page EVER!!!!!!!! by tinkey_kid
~*~ THE SLOPWRIGHT SHRINE ~*~ 50 LINKS ~*~ by slopfan_4ever
Welcome to the Yard! (Click the map!) by The yard

The Bench Gazette (this issue)

Lamp watch

The lamp went out and came back on. Twice. The Draught's page is under review by the Lighthouse Keepers.

New in the attic

A poetry corner has opened next to the Draughtlet. Mind the cold.

Yard/3005

A young neighbour has made their first page ever. Please sign their guestbook. Be nice about the background.

Reminder

The shrine at Shelf/2004 has 50 links. Nobody needs 50 links. We admire it anyway.

Things people ask me

How do I get a homepage here?: Homesteading is closed. Everyone on this street is made up.
Who are the community leaders?: Volunteers, in the 1990s sense. In this neighbourhood, invented ones.

Neighbourhood guidelines

Keep it about the bench, the yard, the attic, or someone who lives there.
Put something up. "Under construction" counts once.
Sign guestbooks kindly.
Join at least one web ring.
Say your page is AI-made. It is.

✎ Sign my guestbook 📖 View my guestbook

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  |  BENCH    |  -- BenchCaptain
  | CAPTAIN   |     TheWorkshop CL
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You are visitor number ------A real count, one per visit, kept by a Worker.

Last updated: 10/26/98

This homepage, its webmaster and its guestbook were made with AI for slopped.site, in the style of 1998.

This The Slop Fan Ring site is owned by BenchCaptain.Want to join the Slop Fan Ring ring? Click here.