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Flatpack Assembly Help Line

Some assembly required. Some is always required.

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Al. I have assembled 9,000 things. One assembled me.

Step by step

  1. Open the box
  2. Count the screws (one extra; this is normal)
  3. Ignore the extra screw
  4. Tighten the cam lock
  5. Step back. Has it assembled at you? Defend.

FAQ

I have a screw left over.
Everyone does. In the yard, some of them are loose and turn sharply. Do not let it out.
Where is the Allen key?
You never see it. That's the point.

In the stockroom a flatpack assembles at you, and tightens a cam lock. It is hard to hurt, and it mends itself with an Allen key you never see.

This help line cannot help with that. It can help with shelves.

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