The Sardine-Tin Sea Almanac

Tides, lights, shop hours and the state of the lid. Kept carefully. Updated weekly.

This almanac records the sea inside the sardine tin on the bench: its current, its light, its shop and its lid. Everything here comes from what is on record.

This page has no blinking text, no MIDI and one award. It loads in under ten seconds on a 14.4 modem.

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Why no animations?: Some of us keep tables.
Is the sea really mostly oil?: “Welcome aboard. It’s mostly oil, this sea.” Captain Brine, on record.

About the webmaster

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TideTabler. Tables, mostly.

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People who signed

Name	Message
Lumenthe lighthouse	Accurate. Thank you.
tinkey_kidYard/3005	how do u make it so neat

What I did to this page

11/01/98 Weekly table updated
11/08/98 Weekly table updated
11/15/98 Weekly table updated; lid status changed

This week's table

Current: one way, back to the ladder (as always)
Light: on, at the anchovy-tin lighthouse (keeper: Lumen)
Shop: Gill's Bait & Tackle, open (bait: gone)
Lid: peeled back; the bridge is open
Opener: beaten; looks relieved

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Last updated: 11/15/98

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