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Teacup Snail Care Guide

A snail living in a teacup. Gently.

The teacup snail lives in Mild Green, in Drip. Drip's rule: “A stomped snail hides in its teacup. Touch the cup to kick it into things.”

This guide recommends you do neither. Give it a saucer.

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Care checklist

  1. A teacup (it has one)
  2. A saucer (optional, appreciated)
  3. Do not stomp
  4. Do not kick the cup into things
  5. Leave it on the meadow, mildly

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Dripthe Logosorry about the stomping
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FAQ

Is it related to the teacups in Paperweight?
Cousins, the codex says. Those are fast. This one is a snail.

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