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Computers, careers and office supplies with opinions. The lights are still on at 7:40 pm.

Community leader: Pip's Homepage :: Week Three!! by Pip

OfficePark/Cubicle

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/OfficePark/Cubicle/1001/Pip's Homepage :: Week Three!! by Pip
The intern. Has a stapler. Not sure what the company does.
Office Supplies, Working Late
/OfficePark/Cubicle/1002/MODEL 7 :: PORTFOLIO by Model 7
Retired from the shop window. Still posing. Mostly at you.
Office Supplies, Working Late, Staff Door
/OfficePark/Cubicle/1003/StapleKing's Stapler Collection by StapleKing
Ring master, Office Supplies WebRing. The stapler has worked for both sides.
Office Supplies
/OfficePark/Cubicle/1004/The World's Biggest Rubber Band Ball (Probably) by boing
It bounces, harder each time.
Office Supplies
/OfficePark/Cubicle/1005/Taped Together (Under Construction) by Tape dispenser
Tangles. Winds up. Holds this page together, mostly.
Office Supplies
/OfficePark/Cubicle/1006/notes 2 self by Sticky note
Flaps. Sticks. Comes in threes.
Office Supplies

OfficePark/BreakRoom

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/OfficePark/BreakRoom/2001/BREWSTER.EXE :: Opinions About Milk by Brewster
The espresso machine. Sentient since a firmware update.
Office Supplies, Working Late
/OfficePark/BreakRoom/2002/TEACUP'S SUPER FAST PAGE!!!! by Teacup
Fast. Slow towers miss the moment. Every word on this page is Comic Sans.
Things With Lids, Extremes
/OfficePark/BreakRoom/2003/IS YOUR KETTLE Y2K COMPLIANT? by Kettle
Steams everything near it back to health. Worried about the year 2000.
Office Supplies, Working Late
/OfficePark/BreakRoom/2004/Winter Under Glass by Snow globe
Its glass soaks the first four hits, however big. Shake gently.
Impossible Objects
/OfficePark/BreakRoom/2005/MY PAGE by CRUMB age 7 by Crumb
Part of a roll, recently. Age: also recently.
Small Creatures
/OfficePark/BreakRoom/2006/The Break Room CHAT by The break room
A kitchen with a fridge, a kettle and a sign about labelling your milk. Now with a chat room.
Working Late

OfficePark/Copyroom

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/OfficePark/Copyroom/3001/The Photocopier Appreciation Page by toner_head
For the boss at the top of the workshop. Switch it off. Or don't. We're fans.
Office Supplies, Working Late, Boss Fight
/OfficePark/Copyroom/3002/Re: Re: Fwd: Re: inbox (auto-reply) by The inbox
Urgent. Then a flood. Then a pile. Then cc.
Office Supplies, Working Late, Boss Fight
/OfficePark/Copyroom/3003/Index of /drawers/ by Filing cabinet
Files, slams, opens all its drawers at you.
Office Supplies, Extremes, Boss Fight
/OfficePark/Copyroom/3004/What Do You See? (an ink blot test) by Ink blot
Splats. Spreads. Then asks how you feel about it.
Office Supplies
/OfficePark/Copyroom/3005/The Shredder's Page (in strips) by The shredder
Chews, grinds and feeds. This page went through it.
Office Supplies, Boss Fight

OfficePark/OutTray

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/OfficePark/OutTray/4001/OUT TRAY WATCH by DeskHolder
Holding the escaped batch back since the batch escaped.
Office Supplies, High Score
/OfficePark/OutTray/4002/THE DESK (one cell) by The desk
One long route across the blotter. One giant table cell.
Office Supplies, Extremes
/OfficePark/OutTray/4003/My Homepage by Jelly
Wobbles toward the Out tray. Nothing special. It knows.
Small Creatures, Extremes
/OfficePark/OutTray/4004/Walnut (disambiguation) by Walnut
Slow, huge, and fans barely ruffle it. Not that walnut.
Impossible Objects
/OfficePark/OutTray/4005/THE CENTREPIECE: 100% JELLY by The Centrepiece
A tiered jelly the size of a desk lamp. It sheds more jelly. This page wobbles.
Things With Lids, Boss Fight

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