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~*~ i am coming apart ~*~

A large glob. Comes apart into two. Nobody understands.

welcome to my page. or dont. whatever.

i am a batch in skim. a large glob. when you hit me i come apart into two. everyone thinks that is a game mechanic. it is my life.

secret (highlight it if you care)

i actually like the skimmer. dont tell anyone. especially the skimmer.

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why are you like this
skim made me like this

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  1. i was one / now i am two / neither of us asked
  2. the ladle comes down / again
  3. glob understands me (glob is smaller)
  4. the vat is full again / so am i
  5. nobody reads the bottom of a list

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