LOST MEDIA: The Search for Act Three

Hunting the rest of the Understudy's show. Leads, dead ends and what is actually on record.

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The show in the walnut theatre has been on for a while. Its programme, on record: “Act one: me. Act two: also me.”

Nobody has ever recorded an Act Three. This page collects what is known, what is rumoured, and every dead end. If you have a tape, use the form.

What is known

Rumour	Status	What the record says
There is an Act Three	NOT ON RECORD	Only acts one and two are ever announced. source
The big number is Act Three	NOT ON RECORD	The big number comes after a very deep breath. Which act it belongs to is never said. source
The Understudy left the stage	ON RECORD	Beaten, it bows to nobody and leaves the stage, quite gracefully. source
The lead finally went on	ON RECORD	Cue: "We can do the real show now." What the real show was, nobody has filmed. source
Ms Quill reviewed Act Three	NOT ON RECORD	She reviewed the programme instead of the show. source

Name	Message
curtaincall_ficBackstage	Chapter 3 of my fic is Act Three. Is that canon? (no)
Ms Quillthe stalls	I would review it, eventually.

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