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THE UNDERSTUDY: Official Fan Club

President: the Understudy. Members: the Understudy.

“Act one: me. Act two: also me.”

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“At last, an audience. Sit down. Sit DOWN.”

Welcome to the fan club. The show has been on for a while. “I can’t possibly go on with the house lights UP.”


Programme

  1. Lines, delivered at you
  2. A little dance, with elbows
  3. An encore nobody asked for
  4. A very deep breath
  5. The big number

What's New

  • Encore added (nobody asked)
  • House lights down. Show started. Show ended. “The Understudy bows to nobody and leaves the stage, quite gracefully.”

Guestbook

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Ms Quillthe stallsReviewed eventually. Not yet.
Hecklerrow ZBOO
the usherthe doorsPlease don't clap. It only encourages it.
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