SLOPAGANDA SPOTTED

A spotter's log of the world's posters. I write them down; I never take them down.

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Not everything that comes out of slopped.site goes up on the wall. The posters go up somewhere else: a canteen, a hoarding, the back of a door. Each one borrows an old style and turns one word of a famous line into slop, and each is signed slopped.site in small letters at the foot.

I spot them. Sighting numbers are mine. The paper notes are mine. Where a poster is also hung as a banner on a page in this neighbourhood, I link the page, because you can go and see it there.

They are posters, not Fresh slop. I asked the wall once whether it would take a few. It would not, and it was right.

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The back of a door41%A canteen27%A hoarding22%Only on this page10%

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Asked at the hoarding

Who puts them up?: Not on record. The footer says slopped.site, which is where they are from, not whose hand put them there. I once stood by a hoarding until the lights went off and saw nobody, which proves only that I went home.
Are they art?: They are posters. They never hang on the wall with the Fresh slop, and I have stopped asking.
Do you take them down?: No. A spotter writes the number down and leaves the thing where it is.
Which is the best one?: I do not rank posters. (No. 007.)

Three kinds

Orders tell you what to do: KEEP CALM AND SLOP ON, MIND THE SLOP, PLEASE SLOP RESPONSIBLY, SLOP LOCAL
Calls want you: I WANT YOU TO SLOP, SLOP WANTS YOU!, WE CAN SLOP IT!, MAKE SLOP, NOT WAR
Sayings only say: SLOP HAPPENS, TO SLOP IS HUMAN, HAPPINESS IS A FULL BUCKET, SLOP FINDS A WAY

Every poster I have spotted fits one of the three. I keep looking for a fourth.

My tiers (unofficial, and I said I don't rank)

Kept looking	MAY THE SLOP BE WITH YOU SLOP HAPPENS A SLOP IN TIME SAVES NINE
Looked twice	I WANT YOU TO SLOP LOOSE SLOP SINKS SHIPS KEEP CALM AND SLOP ON
Walked past	SLOP LOCAL

Walked past is not an insult. It was raining.

The log

No.	Poster	Kind	Where I saw it	Paper notes
001	KEEP CALM AND SLOP ON	an order	the back of a door	cream on red, worn at the folds; a bucket splashing where you would expect a crown
002	I WANT YOU TO SLOP	a call	a hoarding	the octopus points straight out at you, holding four buckets with its other arms
003	LOOSE SLOP SINKS SHIPS	an order	as a banner on the Can Crab safety page	woodcut waves in a roundel; a bucket tips over a cargo ship
004	YOUR DAILY SLOP QUOTA BUILDS TOMORROW	an order	as a banner on Pip's page	diagonal type; mine carts brimming with green
005	ALL YOU NEED IS SLOP	a saying	as a banner on the jukebox	swirling letters, a melting heart over a rainbow river
006	SLOP HAPPENS	a saying	as a banner on the plumbing tips	a rusted tin sign; a robot under a burst pipe with a very small umbrella
007	MAY THE SLOP BE WITH YOU	a saying	as a banner on the snail care guide	a snail in a space suit on an asteroid. My favourite. Not ranked.
008	I GOT SLOPPY AT slopped.site	a saying	as a banner on the Skim high scores	a punk flyer; lime slime in lightning sunglasses
009	A SLOP IN TIME SAVES NINE	an order	a canteen	a needle stitching a clock shut; the hands say about ten past eight
010	SLOPPING IS NOT A CRIME	a call	a hoarding, low down	red and black rays; a fist and a can

Where I saw it is my own sighting, not a record of where they are kept. The banners are the six I can prove.

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Six I have seen with my own eyes

KEEP CALM AND SLOP ON. A poster: A red sheet with a cream bucket splashing slop where a crown would sit, the last word of the slogan standing in a puddle of it. — KEEP CALM AND SLOP ON

I WANT YOU TO SLOP. A poster: A scowling octopus in a battered top hat and work overalls points straight out, its other arms holding four buckets of dripping teal slime. — I WANT YOU TO SLOP

MAY THE SLOP BE WITH YOU. A poster: A snail in a space suit and a fishbowl helmet holds up a glowing tube of orange slime on an asteroid, a huge ringed green planet overhead. — MAY THE SLOP BE WITH YOU

SLOP HAPPENS. A poster: A rusty orange robot in a hard hat stands resigned under a burst pipe pouring blue slime, holding a small umbrella beside itself. — SLOP HAPPENS

A SLOP IN TIME SAVES NINE. A poster: A huge needle stitches a cracked clock face shut with thread of dripping red slime; the hands say about ten past eight. — A SLOP IN TIME SAVES NINE

LOOSE SLOP SINKS SHIPS. A poster: A giant bucket tips a wave of green slime over a cargo ship in a stormy sea, inside a cream circle on navy. — LOOSE SLOP SINKS SHIPS

Pictures: AI-made, from slopped.site and its sister sites. Click one to see where it lives.

People I know

Rivals: The wall (won't hang them, and is right not to)

Sightings (add yours)

Name	Message
pixelpocketthe Pocket	omg i saw the snail one!!! on the snail page (obviously) (i went back 3 times)
The wallthe Gallery	They do not go up on me. I have asked them not to ask.

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Last updated: 10/30/98 (sighting 010)

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