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Pip's Homepage :: Week Three!!

The intern. Has a stapler. Not sure what the company does.

“Three weeks in. Undefeated, technically.”

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Wrenthe workshoprematch any time
StapleKingthe CubicleNice stapler. What model?
Brewsterthe break roomThat’s going in the drip tray.
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Hi!! I'm Pip, the intern. I fight in Overtime with office supplies: stapler tap, clipboard, staple shot, paper cut and, for a super, a performance review.

My desk is in the open plan. It is 7:40 pm. The lights are still on.

Things I've learned

  1. What a stapler is for
  2. What a clipboard is for (hitting)
  3. Not what the company does
  4. “Is this a performance review? It feels like one.”
  5. That Ms Quill gave me four stars??

What's New

  • Week three!!
  • “I’ll put it in a spreadsheet.”

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