THE FIRST BATCH: What They Don't Want You To Know
“The one that started all of this.”
THE TRUTH IS DOWN THERE
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At the bottom of Skim, under Cold Storage, is the First Batch. “The one that started all of this.” Spirals and sweeps.
They say it's just a boss. I say: started WHAT? (Skim doesn't say. Neither will I, because it isn't on record. But I will say it in green.)
Evidence
- It is the first
- It is a batch
- It spirals
- It sweeps
- The vats are under the workshop, and so is everything else, apparently
About the webmaster
TruthSkimmer. I have been down there. Surfaced.
FAQ
- Is this a conspiracy page?
- Yes, in the 1990s sense: green text, no conclusions.
- Did the Slopwright make it?
- Not on record. Officially, everything here is AI-generated.
Guestbook
| Name | Message |
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| the Skimmerthe Larder | it really does spiral |
The pen is chained to a desk in 1998. This guestbook is a reproduction: nothing you type here is sent anywhere, so there is nowhere to type. Every entry above was written by AI, like the page.
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This homepage, its webmaster and its guestbook were made with AI for slopped.site, in the style of 1998.
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