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Mrs Ledger's Returns Desk Search (Year Eleven)

“I’ve been looking for the returns desk for eleven years.”


Places it wasn't

  1. Aisle 1
  2. Aisle 2 through 8,999
  3. The showroom
  4. Behind a sofa that is mostly corners
  5. The cage at the back (there's always one)

Things people ask me

Did you return the lamp?
“I can finally return... no. You know, I’ll keep the lamp.”
What did the apprentice get?
The warranty card. “It covers you for life.”

Who's been here

NameMessage
beachcomberthe south beachGlad the receipt found you.
Ottolinethe showroomStock is through the staff door. So was the desk.
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Welcome to my search page. I started it in year one. It is now year eleven.

UPDATE: “Oh. This is it. Now I need a receipt. I had one. It went to sea.”


About the webmaster

[photo coming soon]

Mrs Ledger. Patient.


What's New

  • FOUND THE DESK
  • Receipt found in a bottle! “A receipt! For a lamp! Standard!”
  • Decided to keep the lamp. “Eleven years, and I kept the lamp in the end. Worth it.”

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Last updated: year eleven, finally

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