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Everything Is A Little Loose

Turns, sharply. Sometimes drills. This page is held together with one screw, and it is me.

Tip of the Day

Tip: a loose screw turns sharply. Defend.


Welcome! Please sign my guestbook before you go.

I live in the long grass of the yard in Always On, with the dust bunnies. I turn, sharply. Sometimes I drill.

If this page looks a bit crooked, that is not your monitor. Please do not tighten anything.


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Loose screw. Lives in the long grass.


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Things I have fallen out of

  1. A flatpack (one extra screw: this is normal)
  2. A shelf
  3. The shelf again
  4. The yard's gate
  5. Your pocket, probably

F.A.Q.

Can you be tightened?
Technically. Emotionally, no.
Are you the extra screw from the flatpack?
I would rather not say.

E-mail me! (screw@yard.invalid)

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