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The Sketchbook Files

Investigating the thing with too many hinges.

Theories

  1. A cabinet
  2. A cabinet of cabinets
  3. A walnut with a door in it (we have seen one, but it had one hinge)
  4. Something not finished yet
  5. Nothing. It is a joke about hinges

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The Slopwright's sketchbook was found left open on a stool in Benchwork: “Drawings of a sea in a sardine tin, an opera in a walnut, and something with too many hinges.”

Two of those we know. This page is about the third.

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NameMessage
the apprenticethe BenchI'm not allowed to say
glassfanthe ShelfMaybe it's a ray with hinges
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FAQ

Have you seen the sketchbook?
No. You can study it in Benchwork, or tear out a page. Do not tear out a page.
Is this fan fiction?
No. We only report what is on record. That is why the theories are labelled theories.

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