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Messages in Bottles: Finds from the South Beach

Things that wash up in the tin, catalogued.

The south beach of the sardine-tin sea has a ring pull the size of a door handle and, now and then, a bottle.

Best find so far: a soggy receipt reading “1 × Lamp, standard. Returns accepted.” It belonged to Mrs Ledger. It went to sea.

Finds

  1. A soggy receipt (returned to owner)
  2. A ring pull (used on the lid)
  3. Sand, mostly oil
  4. Another bottle, empty, sincere
  5. A programme (blew all the way from the walnut?)

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Mrs Ledgerthe stockroomTHANK YOU. Eleven years.
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