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~*~ my 1st homepage!!! ~*~

Apprentice to the Slopwright. Name not on file. Not that kind of not on file.

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE *** THE LAMP IS ON *** PLEASE SIGN MY GUESTBOOK *** I GOT AN APRON ***

NEW!! I relit the lamp!!

This page is a work in progress. Please come back soon!

Top 5 things I fetched this week

  1. A tin key (from the long grass)
  2. Lamp oil (from the far end of the sardine-tin sea)
  3. A wick (from a curtain in a walnut)
  4. A lamp glass (from a cage at the back of the stockroom)
  5. Ferrule's bell (from the hedge)

hi!!! welcome to my homepage. I am the Slopwright's apprentice. Every morning he says “Ah. You’re up.” and then I go and get something from somewhere that is not the workshop.

This page is about my job, my apron and the lamp. It is also my first page so some of it is still blinking.

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Lumenthe lighthouseNice page. Crack the walnut gently. There are people in there.
Mr Plinthnext doorSaw your page from next door. I've always been next door.
CuebackstageYou're crew. Your page is crew too.
PipOpen planhow did u get the text to blink. asking for a spreadsheet
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