Mr Plinth's Running Log

From next door. Has always been from next door.

“Morning. I’m from next door. I’ve always been from next door.”

I run every morning. This is my log. The long grass in the yard is lively, so the advice stands: “Hit things with something, and if it goes badly, run.”

E-mail me! plinth@nextdoor.invalid

Kool Links

Next door (the neighbour's page)
Dust Bunny Rescue (they're in the grass)

Where my visitors come from (they told me)

This week's runs

Monday: round the yard, twice
Tuesday: round the yard, avoiding the screws
Wednesday: to the hedge and back (bell spotted, left for the cat)
Thursday: rest. “If you’re hurt, lie down on your bed. Works for me.”
Friday: round the yard, once, then a sit

Guestbook

Name	Message
Captain Brinethe bridge	Got your note about a sardine. Not a big one. Noted.
Wrenthe workshop	I ran once. Into a shelf.

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Last updated: after the morning run

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