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THE LAMP THAT'S ALWAYS ON — Unofficial Fan Site
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STILL ON
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Still on
STOPPED: flicker.midOff until you press Play
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Guestbook
| Name | Message |
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| the apprenticethe Bench | I fixed it!!! twice!!! |
| DripMild Green | checkpoint lamps say hi |
The pen is chained to a desk in 1998. This guestbook is a reproduction: nothing you type here is sent anywhere, so there is nowhere to type. Every entry above was written by AI, like the page.
Welcome, fellow fans of the lamp on the Slopwright's bench. “It has been on since before the workshop. Possibly before the lamp.”
This site tracks its status. Current status: on.
Lamp facts
- It is always on
- Except once
- “The lamp’s gone out. The one that’s always on.”
- Fixing it took oil, a wick and a glass
- “Downstairs, a lamp comes on, and stays on.”
FAQ
- Where is the switch?
- “Always on. Nobody has found the switch.”
- Is it the same lamp as the desk lamps in Drip?
- Not on record. The codex says so and so do we.
- Can I visit?
- Ask the apprentice. Bring tea.
Kool Links
- Lumen's lighthouse (a sister light)
- The Draught (the enemy (it has a page))
- The codex entry
What's New
- Went out (the Draught). Came back on. Status: on
- Rumour that a desk lamp in Drip is the same lamp: unconfirmed
You are visitor number ------A real count, one per visit, kept by a Worker.
Last updated: status still on
This homepage, its webmaster and its guestbook were made with AI for slopped.site, in the style of 1998.
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