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DEFEND!!! A Can Crab Safety Page

When something raises one big claw, Defend.

DEFEND

The can crab nips. Then it raises one big claw. Then, next turn, the pinch.

Captain Brine said it first: “And if a crab raises one big claw, Defend. Trust me.” This page says it again in a bigger font.

FAQ

What if it raises the small claw?: Can crabs nip with that. Keep an eye on the big one.
What if two crabs raise claws?: Defend twice as sincerely.

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