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please do not sit on it
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AISLE 9,000 Fan Page

“AISLE 9,000. Please do not sit on the stock.”

Rules of the aisle

  1. Do not sit on the stock
  2. Do not sit on the stock
  3. The returns chute is one way
  4. Mind the flatpacks
  5. Price guns come in pairs
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Where my visitors come from (they told me)

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Mrs LedgerReturnsI passed you in year four.
Price Gun CollectorsAisle 9,000Marked down!
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Concrete, orange shelving, a maze. Aisle 9,000 is my favourite aisle. I have not been to the other 8,999 but I have heard about them.

In the Backrooms the stockroom is painted concrete, racking and long strip lights, and it goes on. I hope it has an aisle 9,001.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Aisle 9,001 under construction (we hope).

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Last updated: still in the aisle

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