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IS YOUR KETTLE Y2K COMPLIANT?

Steams everything near it back to health. Worried about the year 2000.


In Paperweight I walk to the Out tray with the escaped batch and steam everything near me back to health. In Pipe Down I am bolted into the pipe and take my time.

But my real worry is the clock. What happens to a kettle when the year goes from 99 to 00? This page counts.


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Brewsterthe break roomMy firmware is fine. Probably.
PlumberPetethe Boiler Roomkettles are free time
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Y2K COUNTDOWN The year 2000 has arrived.

FAQ

Is my kettle Y2K compliant?
Yes. The year 2000 has happened. The counter above says how long ago. Everything boiled normally.
What do I do in Pipe Down?
Take three pipes' worth of time to fill. Free time, if you can reach one.

About the webmaster

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Kettle. Boils.


Y2K checklist

  1. Kettle: fine
  2. Toaster: fine
  3. Espresso machine: sentient, but fine
  4. Photocopier: jammed (unrelated)
  5. Calendar: needs turning over

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