Benchwork Deck Tips for Apprentices

Build a deck, fight the office supplies, switch off the photocopier.

Things people ask me

Why was the photocopier on?: Nobody has said.
Can I tear a page out of the sketchbook?: You can. Someone pays for it. The Sketchbook Files would rather you didn't.

Benchwork is a deck builder from the Slopwright's workshop: the apprentice climbs two floors, the stockroom and the workshop floor, eight rooms each, and switches off the photocopier at the top.

The card art is real Fresh slop from the wall. Here are my tips. They are only tips.

Opponents (pictures from the codex)

A capture from the game: benchwork copier — photocopier

A capture from the game: benchwork inbox — the inbox

A capture from the game: benchwork stapler — stapler

A capture from the game: benchwork shredder — the shredder

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Name	Message
toner_headthe Copyroom	leave the copier alone
the apprenticethe Bench	switched it off!!

Tips

You start with a sardine tin: it heals you after every fight
The inbox does the same four things, in order: urgent, flood, pile, cc. Plan for cc
The shredder feeds clutter into your discard pile
The filing cabinet starts every fight with drawers that keep giving it block
The photocopier: copy, toner, warm up, print, jam. In that order

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