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Ms Quill Reviews Everything, Eventually

A critic. This week: your homepages.

“I’m a critic. I review everything, eventually.” This week, eventually arrived for the neighbourhood's homepages.

Star ratings are out of five. “Four stars. I have never given four stars. It’s the glasses, probably.”

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This week's reviews

  1. The Slopwright's Home Page: two stars. Sparse, confident, unvisited by its owner.
  2. The Understudy's Fan Club: three stars, for stamina.
  3. Glass Manta Ray Appreciation Society: three stars. It says nothing, beautifully.
  4. Gill's Bait & Tackle: two stars. The bait left; so did I.
  5. Pip's homepage: four stars. I have never given four stars. It's the glasses, probably.

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