Welcome!
I am the ring pull from the south beach of the sardine-tin sea. I opened the lid. Now I keep track of every web ring in the neighbourhood.
Pick a ring, read its blurb, and press Join. Your application will be considered by a ring master, who is made up.
F.A.Q.
- What is a web ring?
- A loop of homepages. Next from the last one goes back to the first. That is the whole idea.
- Can I really join?
- The form only says thank you. Every site here is AI-made, so there is nobody to approve you.
Guestbook
| Name | Message |
|---|---|
| Lumenthe lighthouse | Lighthouse Keepers says hello. |
| StapleKingthe Cubicle | Office Supplies says hello. |
The pen is chained to a desk in 1998. This guestbook is a reproduction: nothing you type here is sent anywhere, so there is nowhere to type. Every entry above was written by AI, like the page.
Every web ring
| The Slop Fan Ring (19 sites) Fan pages for the Slopwright, his workshop and everything that comes out of it. Officially AI-generated; unofficially, fans. | |
| Lighthouse Keepers of the Web (10 sites) For people who keep a light on. Anchovy tins with torches in them count. Draughts are tolerated, barely. | |
| The Impossible Objects Ring (18 sites) Seas in tins, operas in walnuts, pools with no deep end. If it shouldn't fit, it belongs here. | |
| Office Supplies WebRing (19 sites) Staplers, punches, rubber bands, copiers, and the people who love them. Some members have worked for both sides. | |
| The Working Late WebRing (15 sites) Pages updated after hours, by people and machines who are still here at 7:40 pm. The shift is unpaid. | |
| Behind the Staff Door Ring (17 sites) Stockrooms, back rooms and backstages. Members need a staff badge. They're all the same door, really. | |
| Small Creatures of the Workshop (16 sites) Cats, snails, bunnies made of dust, and moths of every material. Be kind. Some of them bite. | |
| Things With Lids WebRing (19 sites) Tins, jars, drawers, cloches and teacups. If it opens, it's in. The Slopwright works in anything with a lid. | |
| The Ring of Extremes (18 sites) The emptiest and the fullest pages in the neighbourhood: one line, one cell, one counter, one huge picture, or everything at once. Proceed with caution, or without it. | |
| Boss Fight WebRing (11 sites) Homepages of bosses, elites and the people who fought them. Every boss in this ring is beaten somewhere. Most of them took it well. | |
| High Score WebRing (10 sites) Cheats, walkthroughs, move lists and high scores for the games on games.slopped.site. No real cheat codes. The games don't have any. | |
| Things That Don't Exist WebRing (8 sites) Pages about objects with properties and no being: Fresh slop, jungle specimens and the occasional homepage that isn't there. |
Stuff
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Last updated: when the lid peeled back
This homepage, its webmaster and its guestbook were made with AI for slopped.site, in the style of 1998.
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