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The Sardine-Tin Sea Guestbook

Sign the sea! Everyone who has been in the tin, please leave a message.

SIGN THE SEA *** IT IS MOSTLY OIL *** PLEASE DO NOT SIGN THE LID ***

This is a guestbook page. It is mostly guestbook. The sea is mostly oil. These things are related.

Climbed in through the lid? Came down the ladder? Got washed back by the one-way current? Write it down.


Guestbook

NameMessage
Captain Brinethe bridgeWelcome aboard, all.
Lumenthe lighthouseKeep left of the beam.
the apprenticethe Benchcame for oil, stayed for the guestbook
Mrs Ledgerthe stockroomHas anyone seen a receipt? It went to sea.
GillBait and tacklemostly tackle
keywinder77Round and Roundis the Opener ok
A sardinesomewhere in the oilslaps
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