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BACKROOMS SURVIVAL GUIDE (showroom edition)

A walkthrough for the furniture showroom after closing. Facts only. Follow the hum.

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Tip: if the distance goes orange, turn round.

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Backrooms starts in the basement of a furniture store that is closing down. One of the walls isn't one. Then the showroom: mono-yellow wallpaper, damp carpet, buzzing panels, price stands drifting into nonsense.

Your job is the door marked EXIT: a frame standing in a room, ajar, with light behind it. The big number at the top is the distance to it. Bring it down.

Guestbook

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shelfstackerAisle 9,000The racking in the stockroom goes on for ever
The Assistantbehind you...
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Frequently Asked Questions

What comes after the showroom?
The stockroom (painted concrete, racking, long strip lights), then the poolrooms (white tile, real pools), then round to the showroom again, stranger each time.
Can I swim in the pools?
Yes. Wade in, and climb out by the steps at the shallow end.
Are there tiny doors?
Some interior walls have one. Crouch.

About the webmaster

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NoClipNancy. I have been to level 9. It looked like level 0, but darker.

Survival rules

  1. Watch the distance: acid with ▼ means closer, orange with ▲ means further
  2. Follow the hum: the exit hums, louder as you get near
  3. The floor arrows loop. Do not trust the arrows
  4. Staff doors are painted on. They do not open
  5. The Assistant only moves while you are not looking at it

Photos from my trips (real captures, from the codex)

A capture from the game: backrooms basement
store basement
A capture from the game: backrooms level 0
showroom
A capture from the game: backrooms level 1
stockroom
A capture from the game: backrooms level 2
poolrooms
A capture from the game: backrooms assistant
the assistant
A capture from the game: backrooms room frames
showroom

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