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MODEL 7 :: PORTFOLIO

Retired from the shop window. Still posing. Mostly at you.

“Model 7 has been holding this pose since the spring collection.”

A grappler in Overtime. Moves named for retail: fitting room, clearance, strike a pose, final sale.

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Ottolinethe showroomWe miss you in the window.
STORE CLOSINGthe BasementEVERYTHING MUST GO
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About the webmaster

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Model 7. No relation to the Assistant, though people ask. They both have no face.

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Lake applet. Not a real applet; a canvas pretending.

Poses

  1. The pose
  2. The same pose, at you
  3. Strike a pose
  4. Final sale
  5. “Model 7 holds the pose.”
Strike a pose
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Last updated: still holding

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