RETURNS (sign the book)

A bell, which nobody answers. Leave your return in the book.

RETURNS. Ring the bell. Nobody will come. Write your return in the book instead.

The book

Name	Message
Mrs Ledgeryear eleven	Returning one lamp, standard. Receipt went to sea. Actually, keeping it.
the apprenticethe Bench	returning a staff badge with someone else's photo on it
AllenKeyAlAisle 9,000	one extra screw
Ottolinethe showroom	Returning a sofa that is mostly corners

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