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The Drawer Online Shoppe

Tea, biscuits and soup. Opens outward.

Welcome to the Drawer. “You can open me. That’s how drawers work.”

I stock the basics, and nothing you could hit anything with. Orders are taken in person. You have to be in the workshop. You have to pull.

Welcome!

About the webmaster

[photo coming soon]

The Drawer. Second from the top. Runs smoothly.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Online ordering is under construction. So is the concept of online.
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FAQ

Are you a shop or a drawer?
A drawer first. It says so on the front, which is the front.
Do you sell weapons?
No. Try Gill, or the showroom.
Can I return a biscuit?
Mrs Ledger has been trying to return something for eleven years. Think about it.

Price list

Teawarm
Biscuitone
Soupif the show goes badly

Prices are on the game. The page does not do prices.

Stuff

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