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THE STACKS COURIER

The StockroomStacks newsletter, edited by your community leader. Printed on the back of price tags.

Extra! Extra! News from behind the showroom, the returns desk and Aisle 9,000, collected by your community leader.

Corrections from last issue: there is always a cage at the back. We said "usually". We regret the error.

Update log

  • 11/02/98 Issue 12 out
  • 11/03/98 Fixed the price gun ad
  • 11/03/98 Broke the price gun ad

Neighbourhood guidelines

  1. Please do not sit on the stock.
  2. Price guns must be holstered in guestbooks.
  3. Pages about the showroom must say what is not in stock.
  4. Say your page is AI-made.

This week in the Stacks

Returns desk FOUND

Mrs Ledger found it after eleven years, then kept the lamp. A heartwarming story about receipts.

Flatpack help line extends hours

Al reports one screw left over. This is normal.

Sign the returns book

Returns/3002 now takes signatures, kept in your own browser.

Weather

Long strip lights, all week.

Most visited this week

  1. Mrs Ledger's Returns Desk Search
  2. AISLE 9,000 Fan Page
  3. There's Always A Cage At The Back
  4. Flatpack Assembly Help Line
  5. RETURNS (sign the book)

Welcome wagon

New neighbours in StockroomStacks, welcomed:

Guestbook

NameMessage
Mrs LedgerReturnsThank you for the coverage.
shelfstackerAisle 9,000Front page!!
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Sorry, some of my links are broken! I will fix them soon.

  • Aisle 8,999 Fan Club (moved)
  • Free Shelving Tips Page (404: Not Found)
  • My friend's cage page (account closed)

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Last updated: 11/03/98

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