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Dot's Box Office: All Tickets FREE

The box office of the walnut theatre. On your left.


FAQ

How much are tickets?
Free.
Why does the usher say otherwise?
“I’m not allowed to tell you they’re free.”
Can I get a refund?
Of nothing? Ask Mrs Ledger how that goes.

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“One ticket? They’re free. Nobody comes since the understudy took over.”

“Enjoy the show. There’s only the one, and it’s been on for a while.”


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