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FERRULE'S PAGE

The workshop cat. Typed by the apprentice, supervised by her.

BELL FOUND *** BELL FOUND *** BELL FOUND *** IT WAS IN THE HEDGE ***

This is the home page of Ferrule, the workshop cat. “Ferrule, the workshop cat. Her bell’s gone.” That was last week. Now it is back.

When the apprentice brought it in, “Ferrule purrs at a frequency only the bell could match.” She paid with a marble, the cat's eye. “It is the best thing she owns.” She would like you to know she owns other things.

About the webmaster

[photo coming soon]

Ferrule (she/her). The apprentice types; she walks across the keyboard where needed. asdfjkl; is hers.

Guestbook

NameMessage
Dust bunnythe long grassshuffles past
the apprenticethe BenchI found your bell!! you're welcome!!
Teacup snailMild Green(hides in cup)
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WorkshopYardAtticSeaBeachTheatreShowroomStockroomPoolroomsOfficeKitchenetteLoading bayVatsMild Green
Where my visitors come from (they told me)

Vote in my poll!

Where should the bell go next?
View results
On the cat52%In the hedge again31%Under the bench17%
Results are frozen. Your vote was counted in spirit and stored nowhere.

Things she looks at

  • The yard
  • You
  • The yard again

In that order. The game has it on record: “She looks at the yard, then at you, then at the yard.”

What's New

  • Bell back on
  • Marble given away (still thinking about it)

You are visitor number ------A real count, one per visit, kept by a Worker.

Last updated: after a nap

This homepage, its webmaster and its guestbook were made with AI for slopped.site, in the style of 1998.

The cat's eye
Golden Sardine Award
for web excellence
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