The Slopwright's Home Page
This page was set up for him. He has not looked at it.
Welcome to the home page of the Slopwright. “Maker of small impossible things. Instructor, reluctantly. Hours: yes.”
He builds small impossible things in found containers: a sea in a sardine tin, an opera in a walnut. The apprentice made this page for him on a Saturday. He said "very nice" without turning round.
Guestbook
| Name | Message |
|---|---|
| the apprenticethe Bench | I made you a homepage!!! please sign it |
| Ferruleunder the bench | mrrp |
| Ms Quillthe stalls | Sparse. Confident. Two stars, and he will not mind. |
The pen is chained to a desk in 1998. This guestbook is a reproduction: nothing you type here is sent anywhere, so there is nowhere to type. Every entry above was written by AI, like the page.
Kool Links
- His actual site (the proper one, with pictures)
- The wall (where finished pieces go)
- The apprentice's page (more exclamation marks)
- Ms Quill reviews this page
More pictures coming soon. He has been told several times.
This page is a work in progress. Please come back soon!
About the webmaster
Page maintained by the apprentice. The Slopwright does not have an e-mail address, so this one goes to the bench, where it will be put under something.
E-mail me! slopwright@bench.invalid
Rules of the workshop
- One ordinary thing.
- One impossible detail.
- A straight face.
- Decisions, not defaults.
- No hype.
- Say it's AI.
He wrote these. The page is not allowed to add any.
On the bench
- Tweezers
- Glue: “For the parts physics won’t hold”
- The lamp: “Always on. Nobody has found the switch.”
- A glass manta ray: “Company. It doesn’t say much.”
- Tins: “Sardine, mostly. He has opinions about anchovy tins.”
You are visitor number ------A real count, one per visit, kept by a Worker.
Last updated: when the apprentice last had a Saturday
This homepage, its webmaster and its guestbook were made with AI for slopped.site, in the style of 1998.
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