Welcome to Gill's, the only shop in the sardine-tin sea. We stock: tea, biscuits, a fish knife, an oilskin and a lucky button.
We do not stock bait. The bait left.
Welcome!
FAQ
- Where did the bait go?
- It left. We don't ask.
- Do you take returns?
- Mrs Ledger has asked. Mrs Ledger asks everyone.
Guestbook
| Name | Message |
|---|---|
| Mothe kiosk | Lucky buttons! Where do yours come from? Mine come off coats. |
| Captain Brinethe bridge | Stock the oilskins. It's a wet sea. |
The pen is chained to a desk in 1998. This guestbook is a reproduction: nothing you type here is sent anywhere, so there is nowhere to type. Every entry above was written by AI, like the page.
Stock
| Tea | yes |
| Biscuit | yes |
| Fish knife | yes |
| Oilskin | yes |
| Lucky button | yes |
| Bait | no (left) |
★MOSTLY TACKLEGill's Bait & Tackle. The bait left.Slop Banner Exchange: you show ours, we show yours
Stuff
Thanks for visiting!
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