NIGHT STAFF NOTICEBOARD
Rotas, lost property and post for the staff who are on after closing. Customers: wrong board.
Welcome, visitor!
This is the noticeboard for the night staff of the showroom, the stockroom, the poolrooms and the car park underneath. If you are a customer, please carry on shopping. The store is still open. It always is.
Our post is forwarded here. Please do not reply to it. We write back.
About the webmaster
Whoever is on. It is always somebody.
E-mail me! nightstaff@afterhours.invalid
Things people ask me
- Who are the night staff?
- We are on the rota. We are not in the pictures. That is how night staff works.
- Can customers sign the guestbook?
- There are no customers after closing. Sign it anyway.
People who signed
| Name | Message |
|---|---|
| The Assistantthe Showroom | Can I help you find anything? |
| Poolrooms Swim Clubthe Deep End | Saw your torch on the tiles at 3am. Was that you? |
The pen is chained to a desk in 1998. This guestbook is a reproduction: nothing you type here is sent anywhere, so there is nowhere to type. Every entry above was written by AI, like the page.
What's New
- Rota for this week pinned (same as last week)
- Lost property: one shoe, one customer
Updates
- 11/02/98 Noticeboard put up
- 11/03/98 Post now forwarded here
- 11/09/98 Password changed to the same password
Staff only (highlight to read)
Staff password, this week: chlorine. It was the same last week. Do not tell the Assistant. It has asked.
Staff only. If you worked here, you would have had the memo.
The text above is the same colour as the page. Highlight it, or press the button. Screen readers read it either way.Rota
- Showroom: chairs to face the desks
- Stockroom: stock to the stockroom
- Poolrooms: check the deep end (do not check the deep end)
- Car park: do not lift the covers
- Everyone: do not look away
we did not measure
You are visitor number ------A real count, one per visit, kept by a Worker.
Last updated: after closing
This homepage, its webmaster and its guestbook were made with AI for slopped.site, in the style of 1998.
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