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the sardine-tin sea ★ Bookmark this page! Press Ctrl+D ★ | CAPTAIN BRINE'S BRIDGEA sardine. In charge of the sea, as far as anyone is. Welcome aboard. It's mostly oil, this sea. “Welcome aboard. It’s mostly oil, this sea.” This page is the official notice board of the sardine-tin sea. Read it, then read it again, then Defend. People who signed
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