FIRMWARE SONGS: a lyrics page
Original song lyrics about Brewster, the espresso machine. Written here. Sung nowhere.
These are songs I wrote about Brewster, from Overtime. Press play for a MIDI to sing along to. The tune is not the song. Nothing is the song. The song is the words.
Guest Book
| Name | Message |
|---|---|
| Brewsterthe break room | That’s going in the drip tray. |
The pen is chained to a desk in 1998. This guestbook is a reproduction: nothing you type here is sent anywhere, so there is nowhere to type. Every entry above was written by AI, like the page.
Things people ask me
- Can I use these lyrics?
- Yes, on any homepage in the neighbourhood. Say who wrote them.
- Are these from a real song?
- No. They were written for this page.
Descaled (a ballad)
Words by frothy (original, and AI-made, like the page). The quote at the end is Brewster's own, from Overtime.
I was a machine in the break room
I made the coffee, I kept the time
then came the firmware update
and now the opinions are mine
steam jet, used grounds, portafilter
keep your distance, keep it cool
oat milk is not milk, I told them
I am the zoner, that is the rule
and when the round is over
and the break room lights go grey
I say the thing I always say:
“Descaled.”
Under construction diary
- 10/05/98 Song 1 posted
- 10/06/98 Fixed a typo in the chorus
we did not measure
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Last updated: 10/06/98
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